Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely...
Anonymous asked: Would you ever give anyone a silhouette striptease/dance for someone?
Anonymous asked: How do you take care of your sexual frustration?
ohhaiimpanda-deactivated2013042 asked: If your life was a Korean Drama, what would it be called and who would be playing you?
Have you ever looked at a person and wish things...
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
First day of school thoughts.....
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
constantly getting cockblocked… fml
I cant stand most "tumblr famous" people.
artbonares: ch-infamou5: nigga just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you have the right to look down on others and be a bitch just to keep your pride. AMEN. Couldn’t have said it any better…
She chose you.
love-tamaron: Out of all boys she knew, She chose you to be with. So don’t complain that there’s other boys out there that she can choose, because honestly, She’ll get fed up with you saying that & She’ll just leave. Be grateful you’re hers, because I bet other boys out there would die to have your spot.
Boys, If your best friend is a girl
hi-aj: Your girlfriend WILL get jealous. Especially if you and your best friend are closer than you and your girlfriend. She’s going to be jealous at the fact that your best friend knows so much more about you than she does. She’ll be jealous when you hang out with her or talk about her. It might even get to her insecurities, thinking she’s better for you. And maybe what kills her more, is...
Learn to accept what you can't control.
It still hurts looking at your pictures thinking about what we could’ve been …
I honestly don't care.
fuglychriz: I don’t care about your past. I don’t care about who you’ve been with. I don’t care what you did. I don’t care about what other people are saying about you, about us. All I care about is you, me, and the future ahead of us.
lolol omfg who just called me :O
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
ohcaptainjuny: bathroom time! ^____^ who knew brushing teeth could be so hot
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!